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20, 40.

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All right, man. All right, man. How's it
going? Have a good day.

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How we doing today?

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All right. How you doing? Doing well.

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How much is it? This one is 60. Yeah,
it's the cordless, right? Yeah, the

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cordless circular saw goes for 60.

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I got $40.

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$40. Man, everybody's trying to beat me
up today. What the hell?

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Oh, man. Damn, dog.

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Work with me, man.

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You got cash?

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Yeah, I got cash.

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$40. All right, I got it. I can do, all
right, I'll do $40 for you, all right?

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Okay.

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I don't have

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a bag for you. Unfortunately, I ran out
of a large -sized bag.

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Okay. But there's your receipt.

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I got one question, though. What's that?

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There's nothing wrong with it. Can I
bring it back?

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All sales are final.

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But I'll give you a 24 -hour warranty on
it. I sell, you know, all my

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merchandise is certified good.

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So if you bring it back today and it
doesn't work, I'll refund your money.

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after today, that's it.

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Okay. All right? I'll go right with
that.

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All right. You have a great day. You
too.

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Hi, how are you? I'm doing well. How are
you? Good. I'm Carly.

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Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. My
name's Sean.

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Pleasure.

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I have an antique book that I'd like to
see what I could get for it. All right.

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Antique book.

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It looks old. Where'd you get it?

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My grandparent.

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As a graduation gift.

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Graduation, huh?

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Yeah.

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Did you graduate Harvard University?

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No, not quite yet. I need to get my
tuition, money for my tuition.

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Yeah, I swear. Hopefully this book can
help. They keep jacking up that price

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each year, those sons of bitches. You're
right about that.

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All right, and what were you looking to
get out of this book?

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I've done a little research, and since
it's the first edition,

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About 800.

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What gives you the idea that it's a
first edition?

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I've done some research on it. I've
asked around.

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Fortunately, it's not a first edition.

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Okay. If it was a first edition, Thomas
Campbell usually goes for 200.

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It's not, and it's in pretty rough
condition.

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Again, it's super old, but super old
doesn't mean valuable anymore.

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And again, Thomas Gamble is not that
collectible.

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Why would I be hearing all these things
then, that research, that it was the

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first edition?

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There's nowhere in here that denotes a
first edition.

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I mean, I'm not trying to be that guy,
but it's just not telling me anywhere

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first edition. And I do have a pretty
good background on books and literature.

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I could give you $40 for the book.

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No, $40 does not seem good for that. I
can't.

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I'm going to have to go tomorrow.

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What do you need for your tuition?

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A couple hundred, for sure. A couple
hundred, huh? Yeah.

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That $800 sounded really good.

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$800 is out of the ballpark.

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That's out of the ballpark.

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You ever consider being an exotic dancer
or something?

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Exotic dancer?

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Yeah. Are you kidding me?

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I mean, you're a beautiful girl. You
could stand to make a lot of money doing

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that. No.

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I was not brought up that way. That's
not... I don't think about that. I'm not

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going to get money like that.

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Don't be offended. I mean, there's
nothing to be ashamed of. Tons of girls

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it. I don't understand why you say that.

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What, you're shy?

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No, that has nothing to do with it.

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Well, I mean... Let's just test your
will. I mean...

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I'll give you 60. You're a fucking
creep. Are you kidding me?

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Well, I'm just saying. Calm down. I'm
just saying.

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Well, don't pull out money. I'm not
going to do anything for you.

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Hey, I'm just trying to work with you
here.

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This is all business. Just like it will
be in the club, you know? No. Come on.

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Girls in college. I've seen what they
do. I'm not like that. I already said

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All right. Calm down. Again, I'm trying
to help you out here. Yeah, well, you're

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being persistent when I already said
that's not for me. I feel very offended.

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I just want to figure out what I'm
getting for this book.

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I'm just saying, a lot of girls pay
their tuition by dancing. Okay, I'm not

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lot of girls.

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I'll give you $60 if you show me your
tits. You're a fucking creep.

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You're a creep.

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Calm down. I'm just trying to help you
out here. I just said no and you're

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going on about it. I'm just trying to
help you pay your tuition. You're a

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fucking creep.

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Listen, I'm just trying to help you out.

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I've been to college.

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I know it's real tough to pay for
tuition.

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I know how expensive it is, all right?

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Strictly business. I'm still going to go
somewhere else because I don't like

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what you're saying to me. Just trying to
calm you down a little bit, all right?

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I don't want you to be offended when you
leave here.

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I know how expensive it is. Strictly
business. I'm trying to put more money

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your pocket.

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If somebody offers you more money for
that book, you bring it back here, I'll

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pay what they priced you, and I'll pay
plus 20%. Okay. But you've got to bring

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it in writing, all right? Okay.

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My other offer still stands as well.

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Have a good day.

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How are we doing today?

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Good, how are you? Alright, can't
complain.

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Oh, undergraduate.

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That's me.

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Katie, right?

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Carly. Carly. Nice to see you again.

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Let me just wrap up my umbrella.

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Oh yeah, it's pretty.

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Pretty hectic out there right now. It's
pretty bad out there.

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Can't get the hair wet.

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So I came back to take your offer.

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All right.

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Well, hold on. Let me go get the cash.

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Here's the book.

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Oh, you mean for the book?

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Well, I can take your other offers too.

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All right.

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So it was $40 for the book and then $60
for a flash.

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There's $60.

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How about it?

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There's people here. Oh, that's right.
They're pretty occupied.

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Are you sure? Oh, yeah. Just show me
your tits.

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What was that?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?

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Should he have been dead? No, come on, I
didn't even see him.

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They winked at me, that was all.

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Come on, five seconds. That's more than
$10 a second right there. Okay, okay.

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That ain't looking, all right?

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Go.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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That's ridiculous to think, hide and
seek, come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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What, that wasn't enough? No, not nearly
enough.

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I need five good seconds. I'll count.

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Go ahead.

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One Mississippi.

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Two Mississippi.

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Three Mississippi.

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Four Mississippi.

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Five Mississippi.

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Alright.

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You earned it that time.

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What about 20 bucks if I can touch it?

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That's alright.

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It's my shot. If anything, I'll kick him
out.

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Twenty more bucks for me to see.

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Twenty?

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Come on, I just paid you sixty this
evening.

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You just want to touch him?

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the lap dance.

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300.

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Are you game?

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I'll kick them out.

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I don't like the people here.

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You want me to kick them out and then
we'll do that?

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Okay.

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You sure?

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Absolutely. Right here. I'll get them
out. I'll get them out. One second.

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Hey, gentlemen.

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I'm the only one here today and I'd like
to go take a nice little lunch break.

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I'm going to shut down for about 30
minutes if you guys don't mind.

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Something to dance to?

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I only know folk songs.

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Yeah, I can't dance to that.

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I wish I had some figures or something.

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I don't know.

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There you go. That looks good.

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It looks good. Keep going. Hold on. Hold
on one second.

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I want to record it.

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I'm paying $300.

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For what?

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For a lap dance.

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We didn't agree to that.

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I'm paying $300 for a lap dance. I'm
going to record it so I can jerk off to

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later. And what are you going to do with
the film?

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I just said I'm going to jerk off with
it later. Keep it in my secret stash.

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Okay. So how do we start?

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Why don't you just start giving me a
little striptease?

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Come on, you gotta move your hips and
stuff a little bit. Get sexy with it.

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Turn around so I can see your ass.

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Take your bra off, too.

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here and put your ass on my lap.

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Yeah, that's a lap dance.

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You look pretty good.

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Now there you go, shake that ass.

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Why don't you take your panties off?

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But I thought they keep them on.

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Who's they?

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Dancer.

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Well, not for 300 they don't.

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That's not what we had in mind.

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That's what I had in mind.

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I'll give you 50 more bucks.

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50? That's a lot. Come on now.

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A little more than that. 60?

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It was the same to see your tits.

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Okay.

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Turn around.

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I'll spread your ass.

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Spread my ass?

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Yeah.

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But we didn't have that planned.

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Well, I didn't know we had a plan. This
is a lap dance. Come on, I want to see

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everything. Yeah, but $300 to spread my
ass?

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Come on now, $300 is already a lot.

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What are you asking for here? Yeah, but
I'm not going to spread my ass.

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I'll give you $20 just to spread your
ass. Come on.

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Not $20? No.

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What is this, an auction? God damn, I'll
give you $40 then. You want me to

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spread my ass, don't you?

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Yeah, I do.

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So not $20?

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$40 then.

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Just to spread your butt cheeks.

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What the fuck? Come on.

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I mean, we're negotiating here, but I
can't get scalped.

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I'll pay you the same amount as to take
off your bottoms. I'll give you $60. I'm

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not paying you more than that.

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Stand up and turn around.

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Let me see those tits again.

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Oh, yeah.

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You can play with them. I like when you
rub them.

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Yeah, there you go.

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Yeah,

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slowly and sexy. Come on.

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Those things are beautiful.

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You're doing it right.

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Get a little more sexy with it.

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I'm not really good at that.

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That's right, you're doing just fine.

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Whoa, what are you doing?

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I want you to suck my dick.

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Suck your dick?

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I want you to suck my dick.

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All including 300?

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I'm not going to suck your dick for
that.

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I'll give you $200 to suck my dick.

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That's more than fair.

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Oh yeah.

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Fuck yeah.

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Oh.

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Fuck, it's so damn big.

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Oh. Fuck.

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Oh, yeah, break that tape.

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What's it going to take to fuck you?

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Fuck me?

251
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:56,360
Yeah, I want to fuck you.

252
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,440
There's no amount that you could give me
to fuck me.

253
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,320
Come on, I'm sure there's a price.

254
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,920
You're not fucking me.

255
00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:05,760
I'll give you $800.

256
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,300
On top of what I already offered you.

257
00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:10,940
On top?

258
00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:11,599
That's right.

259
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:13,420
You'll walk out of here with $1 ,200 at
least.

260
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,060
I take my pants off.

261
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,400
Get up and ride me.

262
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:56,480
Turn around, turn around.

263
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,960
Yeah.

264
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:01,970
Nice long strokes.

265
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:02,520
Oh yeah.

266
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:52,950
Just go straight down.

267
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:34,480
Fuck yeah.

268
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,400
Shit.

269
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:08,450
Tell the camera you like the dick.

270
00:32:08,910 --> 00:32:10,210
I like the dick.

271
00:32:10,890 --> 00:32:12,570
I like it.

272
00:32:18,690 --> 00:32:24,470
We're closed.

273
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:26,030
God damn it.

274
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:17,620
Oh.

275
00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:30,970
the longest lunch break I've ever taken.
I better fucking pay you and open the

276
00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:33,110
shop back up. I already missed one
customer.

277
00:37:41,970 --> 00:37:42,970
Yeah,

278
00:37:43,990 --> 00:37:44,990
I got this.

279
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:46,670
I got this bag.

280
00:37:48,290 --> 00:37:49,550
That's pretty much all I got.

281
00:38:07,690 --> 00:38:08,690
You got everything?

282
00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:10,010
I'm keeping the book.

283
00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,310
There you go. Happy year.

284
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:19,750
Happy year.

285
00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:26,549
Have a good one.

286
00:38:26,550 --> 00:38:28,090
Good luck with your education.